Glazed Cap

This happens when you form a pool of your own jizz and dip your mushroom cap in the reservoir of nut like it's an icing stick from Pizza Hut.

After Billy shot his goo everywhere he gave himself a glazed cap.

"Oh my, sweet," exclaimed Billy's father after he horrifically witnessed Billy give himself a glazed cap.

by Samsonite1223 November 1, 2007

hand-i-cap

When a guy expects to get a blow-job from a girl but only gets a hand job

"Dude, did that girl give you dome?"

"Naw man, I got hand-i-capped"

by ThaMagicChef July 17, 2009

ALL CAPS DAY

IN REMEMBRANCE OF BILLY MAYS, THE CRAZIEST COOLEST INFOMERCIAL MAN EVAR, JUNE 28TH SHALL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS ALL CAPS DAY.

RIP Billy Mays. JUNE 28 IS OFFICIALLY "ALL CAPS DAY"

Guy 1: HI FRIEND
Guy 2: Uhh..caps?
Guy 1: DID YOU FORGET? ITS ALL CAPS DAY!
Guy 2: OH CRAPS... BILLY MAYS DAY OF REMEMBRANCE!

by Tehizzle June 28, 2009

bust a cap in a nigga

to put a bullet in someone; to shoot someone

u better bust a cap in a nigga before he get away

by 4bebo June 10, 2008

ez clap no cap

When you beat someone, no questions asked.
Absolutely destroyed. Not even kidding.

Gg, ez clap no cap buddy. You've been schooled. Sit down.

by immmmage9 September 29, 2019

cap in your ass

(v.) to plase a bullet into someone's buttox; usually done out of anger, fear, frustration, or as an act of self defense.

Your going down; Im gonna put cap in your ass.
Don't fuck with me; I'll put a cap in your ass.

by ips420 September 20, 2006

pop a cap

to shove a cap off something

"I'll pop a cap in yo ass!" -Mike Zablotny

by Anonymous February 3, 2003