Cancer

When u have an expensive haircut.

Bill: what’s the most expensive haircut?

Brayden: chemotherapy

Bill: gotcha cancer

by Marinas balls June 27, 2021

Cancer

Me

Damn cancer sucks

by Had,check,hdtghfmk May 11, 2018

Cancer

Cancer: a excuse not to go to school or to skip school.

Haytam: I can't go to school today I have cancer

Sam: wtf that's just a excuse not to go to schol

by Hentai-gamer August 5, 2019

Cancer

TikTok

Girl: I have TikTok
Friend: You mean Cancer

by Spider Donkey April 7, 2020

cancer

being on call with a couple, virtually thirdwheeling

I was on a call with Ava and Nico yesterday, I think I contracted Cancer

by brunchkille October 10, 2023

Cancer

Cancer is an astrology sign, but they all look the same

Person 1 "Hey are you cancer"
Person 2 "No, I have cancer"
Person 1 "Oh, what month were you born"
Person 2 "March"

by Cancerbaby12452 December 30, 2021

cancer

Something that kills

I would say your aim is cancer, but cancer actually kills people.

by bjjdfnvbdjfnvnjdknvfkdefnv October 10, 2022