National Boyfriend Day

May 2nd; A day where you appreciate yo mans for who he isss!! 🤪 Give him a quick kiss, hug, or whatever to show that you love him. If you single, it’s the only chance you get to legally hug yo crush 🥰

Girl 1: Yo get over there and give your mans a hug!!

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: Didn’t you hear, it’s National Boyfriend Day!!

by an0nym0usssssssss May 1, 2019

cock sucking ex-boyfriend

stupid mother fucker who really had sexual feeling for his quazzi-moto-ish best friend, CAPTAIN OF HIS FLAG FOOTBALL TEAM, and whose fav. movie is the princess bride., and has no emotional backbone, taking less than 14 days to get over a 7 month relationship w/ his "love of his life"

JWH/ all gay ass fuckers who like the florida gators

by that girl who is prettier than you(mr.tinkles) October 16, 2003

bend over boyfriend

A gay male that gets fucked in the ass by they're big dick black boyfriend.

The dark skinned man said in his deep voice pointing to a fraile white man, "That's Bob my bend over boyfriend."

by Angelina :P January 15, 2007

under the boyfriend bus

When your boyfriend does something stupid that gets you in trouble. specifically at work. He does nothing to admit his guilt and lets you take the fall. He sits back and watches as your boss belittles you for a mistake he thinks you did. And when all is said and done there is no apology, yet he notices your upset. All that is said is "do you think you should be on antidepressants"

"I lost my overtime because i was stuck under the boyfriend bus"

by Major PRD September 13, 2011

honorary boyfriend

A non committal boyfriend. Gets to receive all the benefits of a regular Boyfriend without any of the negatives. Partial to Deltas but often has to settle for AKA's as to their willingness to tolerate the commitment issues. Great Physical attributes and incredible Lovers are often associated with honorary boyfriends. Alpha Males

Them wonderful magnificent divine queens known as Deltas won't will hopefully allow me to bean honorary boyfriend so I can move on from this AKA

by Hooksemup PImp March 17, 2008

I have a boyfriend

Girls who renege on interracial romance at the last minute because her friends have threatened to ostracize her from the herd.

Bai Lin: I have a boyfriend.

Maurice: Who is your Cunt Nazi?

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

National boyfriend day

National bf day is on tuesday August 21

"Hey baby it's national boyfriend day what do u want?" "Nothing just u to kiss me"

by Sjjsbrjdjsb August 5, 2018