"Hey man, I don't think Eno is going to come out with us tonight because he has about 3 liters of Bitch in the Blood."
by John Weingart January 12, 2009
Get the Bitch in the bloodmug. When you feel nothin is goin your way.....and every moment feels like a struggle
Generally said before and after doing something really strenous and something you are just doin not out of choice.....
Generally said before and after doing something really strenous and something you are just doin not out of choice.....
Q: Dude hows it goin??
A: Nothin man life is a bitch
Also used as a part of the phrase:
Life is a bitch, then you die!!!!!!!!!!
wait
Life is a bitch, you work overtime, then you die ;)!!!!!!!!!
A: Nothin man life is a bitch
Also used as a part of the phrase:
Life is a bitch, then you die!!!!!!!!!!
wait
Life is a bitch, you work overtime, then you die ;)!!!!!!!!!
by Ankit, Ashaesh, Goldyn September 26, 2006
Get the life is a bitchmug. Someone who is unflinchingly upholding of the status quo and stereotypes of their gender without even realizing it. She engages in typical, unoriginal behaviors, modes of dress, speech, and likes. She is tragically/laughably unaware of her utter lack of specialness and intrigue. She believers herself to be unique, fly, amazing, and a complete catch, when really she is boring, painfully normal, and par. She believes her experiences to be crazy, wild, and different or somehow more special than everything that everybody else is doing, when really, almost everyone is doing or has done the exact same thing. She is typical and a dime a dozen. There are many subtypes of basicness, such as the basic ratchet, the basic sorority bitch, the basic groupie bitch, the basic I'm-so-Carrie-from-Sex-and-the-City bitch, etc, but ultimately, they all share the common thread of being expendable and unnoteworthy and, in some cases, having absolutely no redeeming qualities.
"I've gotta get to Hollister and Bath and Body works for the third time this week, the just announced a new sale! I just don't know how I'll ever fit in that mani-pedi with Amanda and Brittney today. Ugh, I'm just going to call in sick with my period. I need a Pumpkin Spice latte or a Cosmo right now, I can't handle this pressure. Can we go to Applebee's for dinner tonight? ...Ooh, the new Shia Labeouf movie! LOVE HIM!" - basic bitch inner monologue
by Cee Gee May 1, 2014
Get the Basic Bitchmug. The feminine version of 'son of a bitch', although bear in mind that a 'daughter of a bitch' is just another bitch.
From The Familiar of Zero:
Louise Valliere (Tearing up): Don't lie to me... when you were the one who called the maid. You prefer her, don't you?
Saito Hiraga (Shouting angrily): Are you a fucking idiot?! Why would I willingly please a selfish girl like you, you fucking goddamn daughter of a bitch cunt?!
Louise Valliere (Tearing up): Don't lie to me... when you were the one who called the maid. You prefer her, don't you?
Saito Hiraga (Shouting angrily): Are you a fucking idiot?! Why would I willingly please a selfish girl like you, you fucking goddamn daughter of a bitch cunt?!
by Sk8erPrince July 18, 2014
Get the daughter of a bitchmug. A complicit though somewhat abusive relationship which can be between friends, family, flat mates, loved ones, etc, whereby one person is significantly better than the other on the highly popular console game FIFA football series.
The two parties agree to compete on the game despite the outcome already being an inevitable heavy defeat for the 'FIFA bitch' which is then repeated countless times.
No matter how bad life gets the person will be able to rely on the sick pleasure of defeating their ‘FIFA bitch’ without mercy.
An ancient tablet was recently found with the scribe 'everybody needs a FIFA bitch' such profound wisdom is only just being realised.
The two parties agree to compete on the game despite the outcome already being an inevitable heavy defeat for the 'FIFA bitch' which is then repeated countless times.
No matter how bad life gets the person will be able to rely on the sick pleasure of defeating their ‘FIFA bitch’ without mercy.
An ancient tablet was recently found with the scribe 'everybody needs a FIFA bitch' such profound wisdom is only just being realised.
"Oh man I had a terrible day at work yesterday. Things improved when I got home and beat my FIFA bitch 5-1, he nearly cried!"
by the keyboard warrior September 17, 2012
Get the FIFA bitchmug. by toziervibes October 14, 2019
Get the Sloppy Bitchmug. A single man's nightmare.
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"
A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.
Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"
A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.
Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz
Bitches With Children, Bitches With Children
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.
by Dwayne May 4, 2004
Get the bitches with childrenmug.