being someones toilet

Pretty much means you're a homosexual, letting someone take a shit in your mouth.

Hey little boy, being someones toilet is really fun, so let me be yours, and you can be mine.

by slohciNaraS April 23, 2011

being with Patrick

To suffer through extraordinary discomfort while being fed a pot roast.

Man, I was hungry for a pot roast, but being with Patrick I had to accept a cincinatti bow-tie along with it.

by Jiri July 16, 2008

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

three for being alive

The minimum amount of armies received at the beginning of ones turn in the board game RISK.

Steve - " So how many armies do you get Jim?"
Jim - "twelve for my book, two for Australia, and three for being alive."

by huckball April 3, 2010

Being a Denis

1.) The act of being game/homo.

2.) The act of being mean to Friend's

3.) A Cocksucker

Why are you being such a Denis, go fuckyourself. "Being a Denis"

by infamoushd December 27, 2012

the queen of being straight and not gay at all

Malkah is the definition of heterosexual

wow is she gay?
no she can’t be she is the queen of being straight and not gay at all

oh she is a malkah then!

by odd sloth May 17, 2019

being fat

being as a fat person would be, and sometimes being an all around loser. other times it can be used as a reason on why something is wrong.

eating like you have never ate before, doing things that are stupid that nobody think is funny or can be used like this: "well the car doesnt work because its being fat" or "no you cant do (insert something here) because you are being fat"

by james18927349182734901872349812734 October 24, 2006