Bear Stearned

Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.

Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.

by bwbw March 20, 2008

Bear assault

The combination of a somersault and a barrel roll to get a Bear assault.

Bear assault!!!! Margh *pat pat pat*

by laurence5150 February 22, 2009

bearded salami

A penis - The salami being the penis and the beard, the pubes.

First mentioned in romanian profanity: "salam barbos"

Eat bearded salami with the ass!

by Darkindy-UD January 18, 2010

beardazzled

essentially to be dazzled by someone's beard.

John: Wow, did you see Mike's beard?
Will: Chyea! I'm beardazzled!

by na7z March 2, 2014

Bear chick

What do bears and chicks have in common, well, they both like to "cave-in".

I barely peer pressured this chick and she just caved in.

That's a bear chick.

by Xwoman487 April 11, 2020

bandie bear

a little bear made as a mascot to put in a band room, made to get hidden by the brass players.

not to be confused with brassy bear

trumpets and trombones are brass players, who may even shut a door in your face, and make your head bleed

by stephany May 10, 2005

Toogie Beard

A strand of caramel attached to someones bottom lip that extends downward toward that base of the chin. This is created by the hasty or careless biting-into a Snickers/Milkyway/100 Grand or otherwise caramel-included candy bar. The person must not realize that the caramel is hanging for a Toogie Beard to be genuine. The person will continue to talk, finish eating the candy bar, etc....without knowing that they just grew a Toogie Beard.

A toogie beard is the equivalent of having terrible toilet habits for your mouth.

by Ace Binkley December 24, 2005