First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.
A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.
B: No way dude!
A: He crisped up good
B: No way dude!
A: He crisped up good
by DingleHopper August 31, 2013
by Big gooner January 02, 2025
"Peeling french fries" is a phrase meaning "Doing everything except the logical answer to something"
"Dude, we just backed into a ditch!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"
by IncyIncoming September 29, 2022
by Dr-Dumb-Goggles December 31, 2021
by Blackmanisuwu December 29, 2023
A fucking racial stereotype towards black people to think that they LOOOVE fried chicken. A food that makes White assholes bring black people to the nearest KFC because they think they eat like pigs.
(White Guy): Hey I've got this really great place to eat at!
(Black Guy): Really? Where?
(White Guy): KFC! They have the best fried chicken.
(Black Guy): Dude, WTF.
(Black Guy): Really? Where?
(White Guy): KFC! They have the best fried chicken.
(Black Guy): Dude, WTF.
by handle in use by someone else. November 03, 2022
by Pizza.Zee April 18, 2019