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choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.
mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.
by Sexydimma July 27, 2012
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Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.
by Sdoovan April 20, 2024
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Sea anemoni

a word that rosie sucks at pronouncing
by RoGdysleci June 17, 2021
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Sea Waub

Oyster Bay, Sauvignon Blanc.
"Fancy a cheeky wee Sea Waub?" "Oh, cheeky!"
by milkybollocks May 21, 2018
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Monstrous beast of the seas

The form Squid Ink Cookie takes when they see something shiny and reallllly want it. They will even take down motherships if there’s a little gold on it!
Is that, the monstrous beast of the seas?!
by Oolong Tea Cookie October 24, 2022
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Chicken of the Sea

Tuna, if you're on a date.
Treasure, if you're a pirate.
"Ah, tuna, the chicken of the sea."
or
"Ah, treasure, the chicken of the sea."
by Urbaxy December 28, 2019
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Sea Squirt

"I wonder if deep sea fish are just the product of someone's sea squirt meeting Nemo."
by my name thor November 14, 2022
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