Shy ass

Shy ass is a situation one finds himself when he wants to take a shit but get to the toilet and nothing comes out.

Gift: Yo man, I gotta take a shit

Ebuka: Go ahead

Gift: *leaves and comes back in two minutes*

Ebuka: Wow! So fast?

Gift: Nah Bro, I got a shy ass

Ebuka: Damn!

by Litblogger February 18, 2017

Tooth ass

When you have a fat butt and where white genes

Marlies is a tooth ass

by Nicolas is cool November 23, 2016

Physician Assing

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.

Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.

by StrongB December 1, 2021

Ass Spatter

When somebody in your office building sprays fecal matter on the adjacent shower partition.

Looks like Todd ass spattered the shower again last time he dropped butt nuggets. Dude has some sort of disorder!

by MJH3 January 11, 2010

ass yo

An expression used to express distraught.

Also used to show excitement.

"Ass yo, I just got pwnd"

"ASS YO, I heard Sam went down on Erik V! I always knew he was gay!"

by 1timeatbandcamp January 23, 2009

Crushed-Ass

Having sex like it's going to be your last time

Ya Gregg Gerb went home with this broad from the Beer Garden and Crushed-Ass

by JEFF GERB July 20, 2007

Ass Relish

The ripe slurry of fecal matter and poor decisions produced when mucus somehow combines with semen inside of the ass.

After an intense butt fucking, Jen had ass relish leaking everywhere.

by 6 dozen donuts February 2, 2017