Glipnorp(ed)

trippin absolute ballsack
in blissful dimension

Ya bud, I’m absolutely glipnorped right now.
Yo, he’s geeekin, dude is absolutely glipnorp(ed)

by cstrr September 21, 2021

deck Ed

A PG word which refers to the word dick Ed. There are many people which refer to this word but the main person is Darren spittle

person1:your a deck Ed

person2: rUd3

by thatstheteasisx January 4, 2019

Ed-Yanni

A guy named Ed-Yanni is basically a god . Ed-Yanni's we're anciently craft by the greek gods themselves .Ed-Yanni's are known to have the smallest cock in the universe ,but to complete what they lacking they got an amazing personality.Also Ed-Yanni are at the very base of the human creation.They put a smile on everybodie's face when they are near them.To finish Ed-Yanni's got the best head game in history , wait I also forgot to mention that they are nearly perfect and handsome .

"Who was that handsome guy walking ? "
"Oh , him , he's the coolest guy in the school , Ed-Yanni"

by SosaFaygo March 10, 2022

Aaron-ed

To diddle an animal, reptile, or amphibian sexually.

That poor dog got aaron-ed by that depraved individual

by Addacus August 6, 2025

EDS

Sufferers often report having visions of Elon murdering their cats, and implanting chips into the brains of the writers of Huffpo. They used to like free speech, until he bought Twitter. They used to like electric cars, until... he bought Twitter. Elon lives in their heads rent-free, and there's nothing that he does that isn't above suspicion of right-wing conspiracy.

Hey, did you see the dual, simultaneous landing of Spacex rockets yesterday?

Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!

Dude, you should get that EDS checked.

by peksa January 30, 2024

ED SHEERAN

Probably the kindest person to exist. He makes amazing music with deep melodies and lyrics that hit differently. Do you want emotion? Go listen to Ed Sheeran.

Ed Sheeran is super awesome.

by HOPP3R June 17, 2022

Ed's Theory

Pray for something you don't want and it will come true.

Playing monopoly I pray to not land on free parking and I do and get all th emoney in the middle- Ed's Theory

by Kat_Brothers December 18, 2013