tool

someone who tries way to hard to fit in, pisses people off, and makes an ass of themselves. usually one with an ugly girlfriend he smashes alot but says she is hot...

tool

by crazymofo69 November 24, 2009

Tool

A guy who constantly talks about lifting and being tan. Gets no pussy! Just a dick in the ass every Wednesday

José is such a tool. Don't send me any more pictures of you in the mirror at the gym. You don't look good!

by Anonymous1118736 June 20, 2016

tool

a person that someone else uses!

can i have some money tool?

by arden123 December 10, 2009

A blind tool bag

Brett Mattson

Damn that brett guy is a blind tool bag

by Kam1098 June 5, 2017

tool

this is a slang word used by hoodlums/gang/wannabes type shit, its another way of saying like a knife or a gun/ some kind of weapon that will fuck you up

person 1 : bro why is he walking to us??
person 2 : RUN NIGGA HES CLUTCHING HIS TOOL

by m$l April 19, 2024

Grad Date Tool (GDT)

An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.

Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."

Joe: "Grad Date Tool"

Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"

by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012

tool

a tool is a person generally named "oliver" or "hannah" or "james" or "sven" or "gareth"!!!!!! obtrusive, repulsive crappy bubble bursting stinky egoy people !!!!

person 1:"hey im oliver, dont you think im cool ? "
person 2"fuck off oliver you bursting my bubble you tool bag :P !"

person 1:(big sigh, blows stinky air on everyone !!! ) "O im too smooth and my ego is too big for that to hurt :P "
person 2: "fuck off you tool ! "

by julian culverhouse August 9, 2009