~ Can you pick me up a pound of coffee?
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.
~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.
~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(
by MrOwl98168 February 8, 2019
Get the short poundmug. the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.
if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.
i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.
ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.
i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.
ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.
by Cody5050 November 22, 2020
Get the kraft quarter poundmug. Daylight lemon pound cakery! They busted by house and stole my wad of cash under my damned nose, and ate my mammas cake!
by Alicatz March 27, 2023
Get the Lemon pound Cakerymug. by AmSchem June 15, 2017
Get the pound of bacon with a side of sausagemug. A drinking game usually played the morning after a party consisting of at least four players. Similar to the card game Asshole or Janitor, except the loser must drink one serving of alcohol; One Beer, Shot, or serving of wine.
If the person who lost last round loses again and HAS not finished his drink from that round, he must finish it and chug his new drink.
If the person who lost last round loses again and HAS not finished his drink from that round, he must finish it and chug his new drink.
Wow that pre drink at Sarah's was awesome, but Pound Van Cab is what it's all about.
Adam was such a wuss all morning, he didn't play one round of Pound Van Cab after the party.
Luka got so messed after Pound Van Cab this morning, I wonder if he can go hard tonight.
- Nah, Maddog's got his shit down pat.
Adam was such a wuss all morning, he didn't play one round of Pound Van Cab after the party.
Luka got so messed after Pound Van Cab this morning, I wonder if he can go hard tonight.
- Nah, Maddog's got his shit down pat.
by kovila13 February 19, 2012
Get the Pound Van Cabmug. A nice ass
by PapiChulo11 January 27, 2022
Get the pound those cakesmug. Slang used in bed to represent the large surface area of the male genital to communicate to females of the large one pound male genital.
Kate: (hot young blonde) "Hi what can I give you for the day."
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*
Jaek: "I would like the hot young blondie."
Kate: "Stoooooop it."
Jaek: "No seriously, I want that hot blondie oyu know the drink you know."
Kate: "How would you like it?"
Jaek: "One pound cup with a sprinkle of cream, just like mah dick pound."
*she blushes*
by reuyadickdestroyer June 15, 2024
Get the Dick Poundmug.