September 29

Charlie gotta platonically fuck me

friend: Hey its september 29
charlie: Whelp where we doin it? /p

by cockusballus September 28, 2022

September 1st

The first day of National No Squirt September

Friend 1: Guess what today is!!
Friend 2: September 1st?
Friend 1: No! It’s National No Squirt Day!

by mdaddie November 7, 2022

September 9th

Emu otori’s birthday. This means it is the greatest day of the entire year. Wonderhoy.

it is September 9th. That means it is emu otori’s birthday. Wonderhoy.

by Wonderhoy November 13, 2022

September 8

The day Queen Elizabeth DIED on, Rip Lizzie(imagine not living till 101)

JASON: Bro guess what today is?
Hailie: September 8th?
JASON: NO, ITS THE QUEENS DEATH DAY

by JAE（＾ν＾） November 14, 2022

September 23rd

National Give head day

“hey derek i gave head to ***** last night on september 23rd”

by awhs new November 27, 2022

September 15th 2006

September 15th 2006

Remember what happened on September 15th 2006!

by Duduueusuus June 29, 2023

September 5, 2023

The day Ravitar the Great donned the cap and gown, emerging from the hallowed halls of academia armed with an English major, it's a day to savour, an ode to her Highness's literary prowess. Eat your heart out, Shakespeare!

Upon September 5, 2023, mark thy calendars, for it shall be a day of mirth and wisdom, the grandest ode to the art of English!

by Nietzschean _in_denial September 4, 2023