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thats not my child

Not the parent of an infant/infants
Baby, I went to the doctor and they said I'm pregnant!

What? thats not my child.. I never had sex with you.
by peace be still November 13, 2017
mugGet the thats not my childmug.

Child Cybersex Trafficking

Usually when an older person would groom a minor to exploit them for sexual gratification. It is common for the Cyberpimp to receive money in return for the child doing Cybersex in a Chat-room or a livestream.
I was a victim of Child Cybersex Trafficking
by KINJIM August 16, 2020
mugGet the Child Cybersex Traffickingmug.

Slow Child Moment

When someone says something really freaking stupid/ridiculous in school and everyone around this person groans in disgust.
Teacher: Class, be sure to get to your testing sites by 8:00.
Dumb Student: Wait, so we still have to get to class on time?
*everyone else groans, teacher holds his head in shame*
Me: That was an outrageous Slow Child Moment. Kids, be sure to THINK before you speak or act, or you'll be labeled a slow child.
by Lonny B May 21, 2013
mugGet the Slow Child Momentmug.

Yeet the child day

In honor of Hunter Peterson(Limenade) every November 19, you can yeet children under 12
"YEET THE CHILD"

"oh Timothy, do you know what day it is?"
"what?"
"its Yeet the child day"
*throws*
by Daweirdone November 28, 2022
mugGet the Yeet the child daymug.

child negro competition

A place where exclusively white children start competing (Exclusively white children no child negro competitions allowed )
94 intervening Muslims child negro competition
by bigmacniggadickcheese May 2, 2022
mugGet the child negro competitionmug.

holy child - rye

we are preppy. we are rich. we look really good in our little skirts and in your boyfriends arms. don't mess with us, we come in packs (especially to the bathroom). burberry, louis vitton, coach, you name it we have it. jeep and volkswagon are the most popular cars in our lot. we live for dress down days and pj pants. and we are never in uniform. starbucks is where we hang out and westchester is where we live. we party all the time and document the whole event on film. by cell or aim we are reached, but dont bother if your not in our league.
not quite holy and just past children, we are holy child; a place where wisdom (not the kind in books), confidence (to ask that hottie out), and friendships (the ones that last forever) are found <3
by Christine April 4, 2005
mugGet the holy child - ryemug.

Nigga Child Jeffrey

A fine concoction of malt liquor (cheapest preferably) combined with maple syrup
"oh shit, what's that thicka liqua' you drankin?"

"be dat nigga child jeffrey dad"
by mundietrains October 9, 2008
mugGet the Nigga Child Jeffreymug.

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