Car Wanker

Someone who, after passing their test, relishes in driving round, often making ridiculously short trips and irritating all those who are stuck on public transport.
Common among the student population, particularly sixth form.
Opposite of a bus wanker.

#1 "Where's Bob?"
#2 "Aw, he's driving over. Car wanker."

Car Wanker: "Awww you still get the bus? I drove over." *flashes keys in none-subtle way*

#1 "Sorry I'm late, stupid bus. Bloody freezing too...:("
Car Wanker: "Ahh yeah buses, I remember those. I got here ages ago, nice warm drive over..."

by Rawr xD September 10, 2010

Wanker

A masterbater

Look at that wanker

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

wankerchief

A old cloth or rag used for clean-ups after, well, wanking off.

"Ewwww... gross. Quit using my good towels! Dammit kid, I even put some wankerchiefs in your nightstand... on top of those magazines!"

by Kat (frustrated Mom) January 11, 2009

Word Wanker

Someone who makes up shit words.

That guy just said "Sex Monkey", what a Word Wanker.

by Heavymetaldude. UG FTW! June 28, 2008

Wankers

{noun} - The collective word for a group of "chavs"

Ey look at them big bunch of chav's. Arr you mean the wankers

by twisted behaviour August 6, 2011

kiwi wanker

A person who wanks with kiwis. Can also be considered as someone who is sexualy attracted to kiwis.

"Fuck off, kiwi wanker!"
"Hi, I wank with kiwis, therefore I am a kiwi wanker."

by Kyou January 25, 2005

topman wanker

A male individual who purchases the majority of his clothes from topman. These people are usually twats who go to gay ass clubs afterschool.

luqman: whos that mysteriously sexy man
glen: that's chris, hes a topman wanker!
luqman: oh

by sickgarms123 September 10, 2009