Man Who’s Not My Man

A man who you may or may not be involved with. Regardless of your relationship in real life, in your head, he’s yours. You can say “my man” and your friends know exactly who you’re talking about even though this man has no idea.

In some cases, this term can be used synonymously with “Situationship.”

Ally: My man just texted me.
Sam: You have a man?

Ally: I mean, he’s my man who’s not my man.
Sam: Ohhh, gotcha.

by Alyx $ky January 18, 2022

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Penguin who can fly

Calling someone a penguin who can fly is like saying you existence should be meaning they are to advanced for humanity it is used in a positive way

How do you do that your like a penguin who can fly!

by Cy_ January 2, 2021

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kids who eat bananas

kids who eat bananas are kids who consume a fruit named bananas.

Woman: are you kid who eat bananas?
Kid: yes
Woman: So that makes you kids who eat bananas?
Kid: Yes i eat bananas

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021

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Someone out there who is bored

Someone out there who is bored. That's me.

I am someone out there who is bored, and shut the fuck up

by someone out there who is bored February 21, 2021

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The Boy who Cried Game

When your friend tells you he wants to game for hours. He proceeds to tell you to hop on, and only stays on for 1 round then hops off.

Austin: Get on let’s game.
Friend: Are you going to get off after one round?
Austin: Nah man I’ve been waiting to game all weekend.

*1 game later*

Austin: Alright peace

Friend: The Boy who Cried Game…typical

by GameBoyCried August 20, 2023

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