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Shit whipped

When you try to bail out off a moving object (usually a skateboard), but somehow it lands under you and causes an instantaneous banana peel effect resulting in your head acting like the end of a whip against the ground. This often results in blacking out, blood, and feeling like complete shit.
John fell off the oververt and was shit whipped back into the bowl.
by jjfyer June 2, 2016
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Scissor Whip

The act of two lesbians using the handle of whip as a double sided dildo to scissor while riding horses. Also often using the whip to speed the horse up.
Dude, I totally saw those chicks scissor whip it!
by clevelandsteamer40000 October 17, 2011
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pussy whipped

The act of opening one's Nascar Fantasy league to wives, female friends, girlfriends/wives of male friends. Completely subjugating all desire, urge and instinct to speak manly thoughts amongst brethren. Crisis of identity usually resulting in an inability to dress one's self and sitting down when pissing. See also nancy-boy and girly-man
"Did you hear about Andrew? He can't come out for a beer because he's at home watching TIVO'd episodes of Grey's Anatomy." "That guy is so pussy whipped I bet his taint has Tampon dents"
by Johnnycat December 14, 2008
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cop whipped

While driving, the act of braking suddenly in the presence of a law officer.
(Adj.) Dude I was driving down the freeway, this guy got cop whipped and slowed down to 60. I came really close to hitting his dumbass.
by nater6069 August 25, 2017
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wallnut whip

i totally gave orlagh a wallnut whip to show her what it was. she liked it
by frankie detori December 18, 2007
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Jippity Whip

When you get screwed over twice in a very short time span.
You ask a girl out on a date and she says no, but later that day you learn she is going out with one of your friends. She Jippity Whiped you.
by Charlie Dickens April 23, 2009
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Pussy Whip

The act of whipping ones cooter with a twisler until they either orgasm or bleed out
"Looks like we have another pussy whipping death on our hands" Exclaimed Officer Cocksquat
by pizza plunging February 14, 2017
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