blue waffle

an infectious diesease caused by nasty sexual intercourse

person 1:have you heard from lil joe?

Person 2: No! i heard he got the BLUE WAFFLE!

or...

Yo, we drinking tonight lil joe?
no, i got the blue waffle

by stephybaby June 27, 2011

red waffle

when a women is menstrating

also refer to blue waffle

Jack: dude, did you see Jackie

David: I know, she must have a red waffle

by mhwahahaha May 11, 2010

couch waffle

a girl who only packs major cram-age in her waffle on a couch.

a couch waffle is a girl that only packs major cram-age in her vagina on couches.

by shankeeannlynn December 5, 2010

Waffle-time

The best time of the day!

Me: "Waffle-time, Waffle-time! Won't you have some waffles on mine!?"

Ricky: "No."

:(

by Sully:) May 16, 2009

cunt waffle

Somebody who everybody hates or dislikes

Ashley and genna are such cunt waffles

by lullage99 February 21, 2015

waffle lips

Pussy Lips, as herd on Scary Movie

Jan has some tasty waffle lips

by snowman_970 April 15, 2008

twhat waffle

a waffle lodged in the vagina of a bittie

can i eat your twhat waffle jane??

by Trevor costa July 22, 2006