The Cheese Wheel

When a girl licks the “cheese” out of a guys foreskin with her tongue in a circular motion.

Dude last night Ashley gave me the cheese wheel

by ABendyGamer November 9, 2021

Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler

Mason is a tall bloke with a large resemblance to your average American pedophile. what's worse is that he has the habits of one too. Mason loves to touch young children, especially on public transport, while recording it. This man also LOVES driving past all the local schools to survey the area. the abuse of alcohol in his life is not uncommon. this ultimately leads to a deadly combination of his bloodlust and his favourite whiskey (the wife beater 9000)

person 1: I really pulled a Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler this afternoon when my wife crashed the car.
Person 2: A Mason?
Person 1: Yeah, a Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler

by The Hugest Cock42069 May 3, 2022

Falling asleep at the wheel

When a hamster finds themselves really tuckered out, after all that cardio. And doesn't want to move from the wheel before taking a nap.

Man. Moo Moo sure has been falling asleep at the wheel a lot lately. I wonder how much he'd hate me if I poked his little belly right now.

by Olive989 March 3, 2023

In the shape of a wheel

A term describing an extreme form of intoxication which results in an inability to walk normally.

Ah man I was in the shape of a wheel by the end of the night!

by drunklady June 9, 2011

Mr. Wheezy

A demonic beast of immense power, capable of murder, mutilation, and crappy horror movie remakes. Do not engage. Or date in general.

Dude, stop being such a Mr. Wheezy

by Moriarty221b October 26, 2014

wheels

Bodybuilder's jargon for legs.

You got some big ass wheels mate, you must squat 200kgs right!?

by brendan May 28, 2004

wagon wheel

The segment in a bukkake porn video where the woman's face is surrounded by four or more erect penises. Shown from an overhead angle it resembles a wagon wheel.

that was hot when the guys surrounded her and gave her the wagon wheel

by San Quentin June 21, 2009