twat cone

twat cone is a cone in which all of your mothers twat juices are frozen into an ice cream form.

"Man, I'd really like to eat your mom's twat cone. I love MILFs."

by ekoorbl October 20, 2013

twat trapper

An opportunistic goodlooking man, usually younger, who uses his charm to get a woman, usually she is older, lonely and unattractive, but has wealth and status to fall in love with him in a short period of time in the hopes she will die soon thereafter and he will inherit her fortune.

The male version of a gold digger looking for a quick come up.

Man 1: Must be Friday night?
Man 2: What do you mean?
Man 1: There's Jack. Everyone knows he's a twat trapper.
Man 2: What? A twat trapper...

by KnowItAll1979 March 26, 2021

Twitchal Twat

An offensive phrase to describe a stuck up snobby female that usually has big fake boobs, bleached blond hair, and dresses up with make up and daisy dukes to mow the lawn. TwitchalTwat

I abhor that ugly Twitchal Twat.

by CRudek July 4, 2008

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

twat cone

A twat cone is any individual who is similar to a dog with a cone collar on---helpless and slightly pathetic.

"Man, Morgan is such a twat cone when it comes to his girlfriend."

by 9109bm December 28, 2014

Twat Yoink

Getting half way though rubbing one out and deciding to leave it alone for a bit.

Piers was getting well into it but decided to Twat Yoink as he couldn't handle the pressure

by Myersrum March 10, 2021

Twat face

A proppa div , someone who is an idiot

Your a right twat face , this means you are a 4 letter word starting with c and ending in t .

by Dottie cotton October 12, 2017