An extemely slow-moving, lazy, or sluggish person or object. Often has the phrase "at the pace of" preceeding it.
"This person in front of us is walking at the pace of an ultimate turtle"
"The ketchup is coming out of the bottle at the pace of an ultimate turtle"
"The ketchup is coming out of the bottle at the pace of an ultimate turtle"
by Amy B. November 24, 2005
Get the Ultimate turtle mug.a new jersey turtle foot is the act of, lathering ones foot in vasoline, and having an obese male/female insert the lubricated foot into their anus and keeps pushing it in and out.
dude1: DUDE i got a new bottle of vasoline today!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!
by xRECREANTx June 8, 2011
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Similar to a dutch oven in the sense that you cut a disgusting fart and cover your girl's head under the blanket. She then sticks out her arms and legs kicking but her head is under the blanket and she looks like a turtle.
by daking June 5, 2005
Get the Turtle mug.When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.
by ccxxii September 13, 2015
Get the confident turtle mug.Not really descriptive of any particular vagina, but what you could tell a girl if she's a bitch and you want to send her to the brink of insanity/insecurity.
girl: "I'm breaking up with you bc you're a loser."
you: " Whatever at least I don't have a turtle pussy."
you: " Whatever at least I don't have a turtle pussy."
by n-d-j-s April 4, 2009
Get the turtle pussy mug.Cut off his/her arms and legs turn him/her over and throw him/her on their bed and fuck them.....like a turtle
i totally turtle fucked her
by master-debater66665 July 16, 2009
Get the Turtle Fuck mug.When the male member retreats from the outside of the body to the inside, much like a turtle does with its neck and head.
my nude modeling opp took a turn for the worst when i looked down to find i was turtle necking.
I was a proud man when i ripped off my swim trunks at the party but after laughs emerged i had to exclaim "pool water makes me turtle neck"!
I was a proud man when i ripped off my swim trunks at the party but after laughs emerged i had to exclaim "pool water makes me turtle neck"!
by middlemansamiam June 30, 2011
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