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Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.
"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."
by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020
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Swigot's Nap

When you fall asleep when the sun is out, and wake up and the sun is still out regardless of what time it is.
Huh I woke up from my Swigot's Nap and I feel so awake!
by LogikalThinking April 14, 2019
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Good nap

When it's past midnight and you say goodnight but when it's really morning , so you end up saying Good nap.
Texting after midnight

Friend 1 : alright goodnight.
Friend 2: alright goodnight, or should I say good morning.
Friend 1: yeah you're right it's morning but it feels weird .
Friend 2: in that case "Good nap".
by Potatowarrior7 August 30, 2023
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rufie nap

a nappkin like cloth covered in crushed rufie. Used on a date with one person so they can never say no to the question.
"hey jessica you have something on your nose......let me wipe it off with my napkin"
{rufie napkin}
After the man carrys the female out a man says "Dude did you see that guy rufie nap his date??"
by THE HAM666 December 12, 2011
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NyQuil Nap

The super awesome deep sleep you get after taking NyQuil.
Terry: Gee golly, I'm so tired!
Phillip: I'm not, I had a NyQuil nap last night.
by Bootybootybootyrockitevrywayuh December 11, 2012
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Lincoln Nap

The act of taking a nap permanently, usually at a theatre or at least away from home.
Uncle Dan took a Lincoln Nap at the movies. His service will be next Saturday.
by Dingid Forester March 14, 2016
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prayer nap

The act of taking a nap in a prayer position. Your knees have to be on the ground while your upper body is laying on something of higher elevation. You never really plan on sleeping like this, it just happens
Dude the other day mike was so wasted at a party that he ended up taking a prayer nap on the toilet
by Bigchild96 August 22, 2015
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