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piss bottle

a bottle that is filled with pee - probably when there isn't a restroom around, such as on long car trips, or at the parents when showing face is not a wise idea, etc - hopefully a screw top for safe keeps
yo I can't believe that schiesty dude pissed in my cat's water cup, he really should of piss bottled it!!
by pissbottle February 13, 2007
mugGet the piss bottlemug.

Piss Tornado

When two or more males stand back to back in a seedy bar bathroom with their penises out. Then said males being to urinate and rotate clockwise covering the seedy bar bathroom in urine. This is a widely accepted practice, as the only time some of these bathrooms will be close to clean is when you are pissing all over the place.
This bathroom sucks and the bartender is an asshole. Let us converge into a piss tornado and ruin everyone else's day that needs to take a shit, wash their hands, or basically touch anything in this restroom.
by A.J. Walnut January 23, 2011
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piss man

an official drug tester. since they usually test your piss, he is called "piss man".
hey dude i cant smoke this weekend... the piss mans comin on monday and i gotta stay clean.
by soulbrotha06 April 30, 2009
mugGet the piss manmug.

piss anxiety

The feeling you get which makes it hard to pee when you're standing at the urinal and someone else walks up to an adjacent one.
Damn, I woulda been out of there sooner if I hadn't developed such a severe case of piss anxiety.
by mountainsofsnow November 6, 2007
mugGet the piss anxietymug.

Piss Sex

The art of in which while having regular sex, the man or woman pees. It is most commonly the female who pisses. When saying I, it means you committed the piss portion.
Prep 1: How was your sex with Jake last night?
Prep 2: Not good. While riding his boner, I had piss sex.
Prep 1: *Winces*
by coolgal124 November 18, 2013
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Deer Piss

A shot similar to a Jager Bomb, but made with Jim Beam Red Stag and Red Bull instead on Jager and Red Bull. The shot is not dropped into the mug but mixed with the Red Bull instead.
by No good names left October 7, 2009
mugGet the Deer Pissmug.

piss stain

Someone who is really annoying and you really can't stand.
Cristiano Ronaldo is such a piss stain. I wish he'd get his legs broken.
by Tommy Noka May 7, 2011
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