cranny-fairy

when a man/boy first eats/drinks cranberries

tom: hey bill have you ever had cranberries
bill: yes
tom: well you should try them their delicious
bill; wow your a real cranny-fairy

by guido123 August 25, 2009

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mern fairy

sexy ass mama with the juiciest cheeks on the whole block. she'll give sloppy lick to any dog who gives her a bone. the only downside to this flawless specimen of middle aged mom is she fricks her own sons.

"bro, did you see that hot ass chick?"
"hell yeah, i clapped her, she's a real mern fairy.'

by hibblygibbly February 12, 2018

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Trail Fairy

A person or home that takes in weary travelers on long journeys, usually ones of great endurance such as the PCH hike trail. Often these ‘Fairies’ will provide a place to shower and a safe yard to camp out at. Each Fairy is different!

“Dude, thank god we were able to find a Trail Fairy before sunset… im so tired of walking I can’t wait to shower and sleep”

by CAsurfer February 6, 2024

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Fairy Dancer

A chic on a combination of Meth and Heroin that dances around and can't be still after taking a big shot.

That fairy dancer Teresa looks like a damn fool after doing a shot of Meth and H. She needs to sit her how ass down somewhere.

by Ncooper2019 March 16, 2019

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Fairy Dust

Homosexual Biker's version of Angel Dust often dealt by codename: Sugar Fairies.

(Can be rainbow colored)

HB: Hey man look what I got! (pulls out rainbow colored drug)

Other HB: Woah, Fairy Dust! That shit's legit!

by Mokovi August 11, 2024

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pipe fairy

A discerning young lady who, due to her fondness and/addiction to crack (the pipe), is willing to perform certain acts of personal debasement with a view to obtaining money and/or crack.

You can bend that bitch over and nut in her if you got rock. She’ll probably suck you off for a $20. She’s a total Pipe Fairy.

by Busty Giselle April 8, 2023

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