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Santa

A slang term referring to non-existent figures that commoners (mainly children) commonly think to akcually exist, e.g. a female Tom Cruise who also likes wearing sunglasses
I never believed in Santa, but when my friend said there’s a female Tom Cruise out there, I was like, ‘This sounds like a classic case of Santa logic!’
by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025
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Santa Claus

When a man unloads on a woman’s chin and gives her a white beard, making her look like Santa Claus
“I gave my husband a blowie last night and he gave me a Santa Claus”
by Crispybreakfastfood December 10, 2025
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Santa Clause'd

A situation where you accidentally kill someone and are forced take upon their role. Obviously named after Tim Allen film "The Santa Clause", but it's not always a supernatural scenario or transformation.
You've been Santa Clause'd!
by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 18, 2025
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Santa Sacking

The act of dropping your balls on your girl in the snow during Christmas Time.
Where is Tim and Jess?

Oh, they're out back santa sacking!
by Jimjohns5 February 25, 2023
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Santa

Loves to give children stuff like toys but knows we’re they live and knows what they do and love to get them on his leg or lap
Are you a Santa
by I love pugs 64 March 30, 2023
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Midwest Santa

When someone brings a case of beer over to your house for a party, drinks one, and leaves the rest in your fridge.
"damn, Brian left 4 bottles of Bud light in the fridge"
"MF is always pulling a Midwest Santa"
by Melvin2366 April 2, 2023
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Black Santa Claus

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024
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