Moist Richard

Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.

John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.

Kevin: I know

John: hey George do you have a big black cock

George: dude I’m a stinky white fella

by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023

Angry richard

When a male with a huge cock slaps a girl in the face while recieving head and leaves a red mark accross the person giving heads face.

My girl toothed my dick so I got her back with an Angry richard.

by MONTEWHITEHEADSUCKMYNUT April 24, 2024

What the biff Richard

Used to show how pissed off you are at someone. The "Richard" signifies that you are so pissed you don't even know who the fuck you're talking to.

"Hey I peed in your mom's mouth."
"WHAT THE BIFF RICHARD."

by Paco Taco the Blaco May 15, 2018

Richard

A fuckin goofy with no hoes

“I cant stand that nigga”
“Fr he’s such a fuckin Richard”

by Mr. Keylo July 20, 2022

Richard Sleeve

An eloquent term for condom, combining the long version of Dick and a function of the device, often used in public situations where an individual is not quite comfortable saying condom in such a setting, while still getting the point across

John: Babe, we can't do anything tonight until I get a Richard Sleeve

by thatonedudeintheback April 18, 2021

Richard simps

Richard likes every single girl in class and would do anything do get the sucky sucky 9000 by them. HE also has sucky sucky 9000 with himself everyday.

Richard simps for everyone girl in class.

by fsfhzuifhsfs April 14, 2022

Richard

Richard stands for SMALL PENIS

Richard has a SMALL PENIS

by Connor turner May 31, 2020