G-Monkey

A person who knows how to be chill and kick back.

"Yo dude you wanna chill at my house like a straight G-Monkey and fucking get hard while watching Bob Ross?"

by Bigboner123 April 11, 2017

John with a G

John with a G or, Gohn <3

John with a g (gohn) is a really cool dude. He likes to go to Kelley’s market and is pretty cool. He likes to hang out with Pedro the banana and his pet frog. They like to get high off mushrooms and sucker juice.

Girl: omg gohn is so hot!

Boy: he prefers the title ‘John with a g’

by Iris<3 April 28, 2022

Chinee G

The insipid, Asian influenced instrumental music on constant rotation at every suburban strip mall Pan-Asian joint. It is typically reminiscent of every Kenny G soprano sax song you hate, or Asian interpretation of Beatles’ songs.

The sound of that backlit fake waterfall is not enough to drown out the Chinee G.

by Plasty 333 June 4, 2018

G-Perro

Someone who is cool and prays to SlipknoT whilst eating little Caesars pizza, pizza sticks, crazy bread and soda.

Some examples include The head G-Perro himself Gabriel San Miguel and his peasant slave boy Elio Rodriguez. Leonardo Mayendia with his hairyness and Brang-G Gonzalez.

by coso April 10, 2010

Micheal G

The type of guy that will tell you that they are in love with you. Every time they get drunk even though they have a serious girlfriend He will tell you that you are amazing and beautiful and there is no girl like you in the world. and when hey finally break up and you and him start going out and fucking and cuddling he will tell that he isn't the right guy for you at this time and that you and him will never be anything but friends who just happened to hook up. hes the worst type of guy, becauase he is a nice guy. until he is not.

"i dont get it he told me he loves me and now were nothing."
"what did you execpt, its micheal G"

by dumbbitchclub June 23, 2019

Electrospasmer G

The act of milking someone's prostate by inserting a stun baton up his rectum and giving it a strong electric discharge

Andrea performed an Electrospasmer G on her husband Mike during the swinger party

Nic was given a full Electrospasmer G making him cum all over the blankets

by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022

ronni G

A pimp ass motherfucka who likes taxidermy, especially buffalo, hawk, and moose beetle recreations. World champion wiener eater, twelve at once. Dislikes liver of aquatic mammals and avian reptiles. RONNI G IS LOVE, RONNI G...is life.

ronni G is my everything.

ronni G makes me feel whole

If only ronni G were here to give us world peace, everything would be okay.

Have you seen the reality tv show, "Everybody Hates ronni G" ?

by Ronni G$$ July 9, 2014