Tante Tosser

When you enjoy licking the area between someone's ass and vagina/sac

David I didnt know you were a tante tosser.

by T.T. Smalls October 28, 2009

tosser

a person who wanks off

Paul Eason is a tosser

by Paul Eason August 12, 2003

TOSSED UP

TWO MEN CHOOSING "HEADS' OR "TAILS" ON A GIRL WHEN HAVING SEX WITH HER AT THE SAME TIME.

"TOSSED UP"= HEADS OR TAILS LIKE TOSSING A COIN.

by LILMAMA1127TH August 18, 2009

tosspot

an alcoholic. someone who tosses pots of beer down their throat all day.

that tosspot jerry's fallen off the wagon again.

by gusto December 30, 2003

Tosser

Australian Slang for being a dickhead, idiot, fool.

Sorry guys i can be a bit of a tosser sometimes.

by Aussie82 July 26, 2011

Diamond Tossing

Take a large diamond a throw it into a lake. No retrieving it. You buy your own diamonds. Farthest throw wins. Gay, i know.

Bob and sue had a diamond tossing match today. Wow those fuckers must be rich.

by SpencerTusko July 14, 2006

Muffin Tosser

A person with a muffin top or large love handles that tries to be athletic and wears work out clothes that is way to small for them and during attempted work out their muffin doth toss oh so disgustingly.

That guy on the tread mill is so disgusting his fat is jiggling all over the place. He is such a muffin tosser

by Brown Farrell Stowell Johnson February 28, 2011