left tit

A term used by soccer players to describe a physicaly strong and or physicaly rough player.

We are playing a team from Canada today we could use a big left tit in the back.
OR
That guy has been pushing you around all night. Put your left tit on him.

by Chad Neumann April 30, 2008

Bic tits

Tits adorned with obvious blue veins, as if they have been marked with a pen

"Wee man, your bird's got Bic tits"

by Eddie Corrick March 14, 2007

Snoopy Tits

Big titties that when released resemblethe shape of Snoopy's nose

Damn man, she took her bra off and out came a mad set of Snoopy Tits - aaagh!

by BahamaBoy June 09, 2005

slipper tits

Breasts that hang that low the person could slide their feet into them and use them as slippers.

Look at that old grannies slipper tits.

by N.P.D February 24, 2009

That would be tits!

Hollywood speak for "That would be awesome!"

Cholo who digs fugly white chicks: "I'm tryin' to find Laker tickets for tonight's game..."

Desperate fugly white chick: "My dad's got a season pass. We can go if you want..." (blush)

Cholo: "That would be tits!"

Yay for happy endings!

by fugly cholo November 17, 2012

Tit Club

A gathering of drunken people for a private party. Entry requirements stipulate that participants must have at least one breast out or on display, and hence members of the 'Tit Club' are joined in universal semi-nudity.

The other rule of 'Tit Club' is: "don't talk about tit club"

Tit Club: Every 2nd Friday of the month, Doncaster

by m and r April 13, 2007

HOLY TITS!

A phrase that is more socially acceptable than "HOLY SHIT!" Most of the time... Occasionally...

(fast forward to 12/23/2012...maybe)

The Human race: "HOLY TITS!"

by admiralcrunchycrunch January 03, 2009