Jason Michael Mahaney

The absolute love of my life

Jason Michael Mahaney, you are the most beautiful, intelligent, and absolutely perfect angel that has ever came into my life and I am beyond grateful for your existence<3 -Julia Ann Perry

by JuuuuliaPerry November 24, 2021

Jason

Has the sexiest mom in the whole world

Damn, she is so hot. looks like jasons Mom

by QueenKaran November 23, 2021

Jason Oatman

Live and let live for the longest time after time marches on guard.

Jason Oatman has a great day.

by dearest pet November 23, 2021

Jason

Eric’s twin, also known as Jeric.

Person 1: Hey is that Eric?
Person 2: No LOL, that’s Jason.

by Jericdailo November 23, 2021

jason cash

An average height man with very large muscles. Subsides on chicken and rice primarily. Knows too much about macros.

“Hey Julie there’s a dude I work with named Chad and he’s a totally a hawt boi.”

“Wow sounds like a jason cash I’d like to peek my peepers at.”

by Floppy Joe (aka cwjp) November 23, 2021

Jason

1) A common, every day name.
2) Poop. Used in this way, Jasons in general become extremely offended.

Oh man, that burrito made me take the biggest Jason.

That guy has the worst Jason breath ever.
Holy fuck that's a massive Jason on the sidewalk.

by McDave13 November 23, 2021

Jason

Jason is the type of guy that always gets bullied by his friends and acts like he doesn’t like it, but deep down, he loves the attention he gets through it. He is also the type of guy that loves to start an unnecessary argument over anything he can. Jasons also tend to think that they have the best taste in clothing. This is very debatable.

What the junk is he wearing?
I don’t know, thats just how Jason likes it.

by supahot10 November 23, 2021