Open-door Lassie

The act of taking a shit with the bathroom door open, performed by a female.

"bro where's Sarah? "
"Oh she's just taking an open-door Lassie"

by Sassbun November 23, 2017

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Opening the fridge door

The phrase “I keep opening the fridge door means just what it sounds like but also applies to phones. You open the fridge door when you’re bored and don’t know what you want to eat or what to do. This can also be applied to apps you may open on your phone but don’t really want to, you’re just bored or not sure what to do.

Example 1: *opens fridge door* “What am I doing? I don’t want to open this.” *few seconds later* “Can I stop opening the fridge door? I’m not even hungry.”

Example 2: *after several minutes of opening random phone apps and locking and unlocking your phone.* “I keep opening the fridge door” *locks phone only to immediately unlock it again for no reason* “Dangit!” *tosses phone beside self*

by Dollbabysweetasaplum May 22, 2019

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back door ding

a break, usually taken from work, usually at a restaurant, where one or more employees and regulars gather at the back door to smoke marijuana; used to give anyone "in the know" a heads up; see also: ding

"Hey, Jesse is going out for a back door ding, you comin'?"

"What? The cook is getting high?"

by Metallichickx August 19, 2008

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Back Door Fuck

A coward who will surprise attack you from behind and fuck you in the ass, literally and figuratively because they’re too scared to face you upfront.

My boss is such a BACK DOOR FUCK! He keeps telling me one thing and then does the exact opposite. Then “I” end up getting fucked!

by NOTpopo September 6, 2019

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Car door man

Car doorman, also known as Dorito and pink princess, is the hardest working man there is on the planet, he worked his way up from having no experience whatsoever, to becoming the le-jin-dary man himself, Kim Seokjin. He is also known as the loyal and fabulous diva wife to the world famous IQ 148.

An alternative name for Car door man could be Car door gay or Car door guy.

Friend: I aspire to become as amazing and beautiful as Car door man.
Me: Bitch keep dreaming.

by toolazytomakeapseudonym January 3, 2019

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