Me? No mate, you should look a little closer to home. Ever notice why your son is always late from school on wednesday?
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

IF I GUY EVER SAYS THIS TO YOU, YOU BETTER DUMP HIS ASS. HE SHOULD BE CALLIN YOU BEAUTIFUL EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY
by realassbitchgiveafuckboutani🅱️🅱️ February 6, 2020

A saying when someone gives you something useful but you don't like it at all and you would like to have something better for you .
In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.
In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.
Dad: „I will give you my little car for your birthday.“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“
by Jay Gee Pee May 28, 2022

when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.
by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023

Male 1: Dude, yours doesn't have the tip.
Male 2: Why does yours look different?
Male 1: I guess we were born different.
Male 2: Why does yours look different?
Male 1: I guess we were born different.
by PyroOfTF2 August 27, 2019

A sentence that cows say when angry at freshman. The sentence doesn’t make sense but they are cows so luckily it wasn’t just “moooooo”. This sentence is used usually by a group of three cows that all look like each other, are super bored with their lives, and smell really dank. ;)
One of the three cows: “mooooooo”
Non-cow person: “what was that”
One of the three cows: “moooo Does it look like it says freshman on it moooo?”
Non-cow person: “does it look like is says for smelly a$$ cows on it?”
One of the three cows: “mooooooo” *hairflip*
Non-cow person: “what was that”
One of the three cows: “moooo Does it look like it says freshman on it moooo?”
Non-cow person: “does it look like is says for smelly a$$ cows on it?”
One of the three cows: “mooooooo” *hairflip*
by thefabfag;) November 17, 2021

by jen o December 8, 2013
