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Taylor Lautner syndrome

A version of little man's syndrome where a guy that is short can't get jobs that requires you to be tall (Movies, Sports, a Tall girl's boyfriend) and thus so overcompensates by apparently weight training (possibly shooting up Steroids). This is supposed to draw off the attention of his short stature and draw the appearance of "having great abs". It gives you the role of a fit for a tall athletic six-foot tall person but since you have abs impossibly to get with average weight training (I wonder why), you get it instead. It even makes women too tall for you magically attracted to you.
Taylor lautner is 5'6, and he didn't want to admit he is short to play a role that is fit for a six-foot tall person since the character is 6'7. So he does the "second best" and possibly shoot up roids to look like a tree stump. It's too bad "weight training" doesn't make you taller but it didn't matter as the producers of Twilight knew a good pair of abs makes women of all heights and ages drool. It's because of him, anybody doing the same thing is given the *Taylor Lautner syndrome* title to them.
by Bay Area Resident 925 November 30, 2009
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Taylor Lautner

The beloved and gorgeous actor from Twilight, currently heard to be dating old friend Kara Hilow.
"Man, that Taylor Lautner is one lucky guy to have all the ladies all over him."
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Taylor Swift

A country turned pop singer, who is inspired by all things in her life, and uses those to compose songs. Taylor's fan base is called 'The Swifties' who are nice compassionate, fans whom have a good heart and let other people in, however if one disses Taylor, 'The Swifties will proudly defend their queen. Taylor has 4 complete albums and another is being released on October 27th 2014 of course referring to '1989'!! Her first single off this album is called 'Shake It Off' and is the first sound of pop, people have heard from Taylor, in this song Taylor expresses that HATERS GONNA HATE, BUT WE JUST HAVE TO SHAKE IT OFF!!! Taylor has won over 200 awards and was the youngest ever to win 'Entertainer Of The Year. People might despise of her because of her love life. Last year Taylor donated 4 million US dollar to her Education centre, which expresses how caring and generous she is!!!
Amy: I like Taylor Swift, her music is good!

SWIFTIE: I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT, HER MUSIC IS AMAZING!!!!!!
by 1989FEARLESSSWIFTIE August 31, 2014
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Taylor Lautner

a totally hot and gorgeous guy
he has been in a few movies
A.K.A.totally hot werewolf!!
Taylor fan #1-OMG isnt Taylor Lautner so gorgeous?

Taylor fan#2-I know!

Taylor fan#3-if i was bella/kristen i would dump the sparkly vampire dude and be with jacob!!
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Taylor Swift

A twenty five years old (country)pop singer with a magical voice , has ocean blue eyes, golden blond hair and legs longer than your future.Is twenty FIVE and a legal adult, but is mentally on a higher level. Is busy&obsessed with winning awards and will win any award she can get her hands on, no matter if she's nominated or just casual sitting in the ordinance.HER relationships and break ups are her private thing but sure she feels something after or in a relationship like...every human and her way to process all this things is to write deep lyrically meaningful songs about love, life and most of all her FEELINGS. The media and some people who don't get her songs like mean,shake it off or blank space are often talking sh*t about her. She's currently at the beginning of her 1989 world tour what means that's 2015 and people should know that she can do whatever she wants to do...OH AND SHE IS THE NICEST CELEBRITY IN THE WORLD bc her strong connection with her fans.
Currently dating with first name: NOT surname: YOUR BUSINESS
Girl: "I'm smart, hot and wrote speak now by myself...who am I?

Boy:" UHH OBVIOUSLY TAYLOR SWIFT!
by taylorsleftleg May 5, 2015
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Taylor Rogers

When ever a young hot girl presents herself fully nude in front of your person and is willing to have sex with you, and you walk away.
When Scot went to the party and the hottest girl took him up to her room he decided to pull a Taylor Rogers and walk away.
by PhatTiger April 26, 2009
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Taylor Swift

An epic country-pop singer who rose to international stardom after the success of her latest album, Fearless. She is the best in the world of her kind and has the most amazing voice ever. She writes all her songs and they are mostly about boys, love and that guy, Tim Mcgraw. Her latest album was also the most sold album of 2008 in iTunes.
Did you hear about that new girl Taylor Swift?

She's teh bombz0rz
by teh-Ninja April 27, 2009
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