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trump's a bitch

Eminem's opinion of Trump.
by thirteen.nectarines March 2, 2017
mugGet the trump's a bitchmug.

Trump hands

Having a small penis. Based on the relationship to the size of one's hands
Poor guy has Trump hands; If he weren't so rich he'd never get laid.
by fffrick August 1, 2016
mugGet the Trump handsmug.

Trump Fingers

Someone who sees themself as a Twitter expert, impulsively tweets and retweets incessantly, and has tiny, baby-like fingers which aid in typing hate-fueled egomaniacal twitter garbage. See: "Twitter Fingers"
Kyle: Thank god Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers. I mean, how would he grip a basketball, or like, eat with adult silverware?

Becket: Yeah, although its too bad Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers I was hoping he would get us into a war with Russia or just do something bat-shit crazy 😥

Kyle: Don't worry, with Trump as President, you can count on at least one of those things happening! 😃
by BasketFullOfKittens January 25, 2017
mugGet the Trump Fingersmug.

Tribulation Trump

In Christian eschatology, the great tribulation is a period mentioned by Jesus as a sign that would occur in the time of the end.

The term was coined by pastor James David Manning as a description for President Donald Trump.

Manning initially supported Trump - even meeting with him at Trump Tower and declaring that “Jesus would endorse Donald Trump” - but felt compelled to withdraw his support after Trump expressed support for the LGBTQ community following the 2016 terrorist attack on the Pulse nightclub in Florida.
Tribulation Trump succeeded the Long-Legged Mack Daddy as president of the United States.
by O-Qua-Tangin-Wann June 14, 2018
mugGet the Tribulation Trumpmug.

Trump sucks

by Trump sucks April 13, 2017
mugGet the Trump sucksmug.

pull a trump

To say whatever comes to your mind and to get away with it scot-free
To tell someone's wife:

'You know, you're in such great shape... beautiful'

Is the best example of how to pull a trump.
by Professor grandmaster G July 13, 2017
mugGet the pull a trumpmug.

Trump Roast

Highly anticipated dish to be served in Hell starting in the 2nd half of the 21st century. A confit of the seditious 45th American president that is first seared over the Eternal Flames of Damnation, then flayed, dismembered, disemboweled, and carved by the High Prince of Evil, Dark Lord Satan, for his demons to savor for eternity.
Parler 1: Bro, you wanna hang later?
Parler 2: Naw, headed to the U.S. Capitol to help butter up our boy for his Trump Roast!
by millstone January 13, 2021
mugGet the Trump Roastmug.

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