When your catatonic, vegetable, one-foot-in-the-grave husband, whose gold you’re trying to dig, is drooling in his wheelchair, but you are so starved for sex, and his steamed cucumber is now flaccid and disappointing, so you sleep with his son, who is definitely not drooling.
by Marioselak818 April 18, 2022
Someone that lived in your house right before you did. You didn’t live together but your stories intertwine.
Yeah, my step-roommate is a hottie. Thought she was mean at first but it turns out she also lived in my room before me. So, yeah, that made a ton of sense.
by Princest September 26, 2023
by Munchie Sarah August 11, 2022
To approach in an aggressive manner.
To get up in someone's face.
To act in a way that would warrant an aggressive response.
To get up in someone's face.
To act in a way that would warrant an aggressive response.
"I'm just waiting for someone to step up on me so I can just goooo!"
"Don't you fucking step up on me like that."
"Don't you fucking step up on me like that."
by Markaiyo May 14, 2025
So your dad shagged ya' butch mum and her sister, so now your brother is your cousin and your auntie is ya stepmom.
"God damn it! You had one job, you've gone and given the kid a step-mauntie"
"Fucking alabama and it's step-maunties everywhere"
"Yee Haw Howdy! I just left ya' maw' fa' ya' Auuuuuuuun-tie! Meet ya maw' sista', ya step-mauntie!"
"Fucking alabama and it's step-maunties everywhere"
"Yee Haw Howdy! I just left ya' maw' fa' ya' Auuuuuuuun-tie! Meet ya maw' sista', ya step-mauntie!"
by Retr0gr4d3 January 01, 2024
My step-great-great-grandparent is a good person.
by User655 July 26, 2021
A mythical creature imagined by single moms as an attractive, successful, muscular Alpha man who will come save the single moms and their children and rescue them from the streets. Step-Chad will bend at the knee and give in to every demand of a single mom without any authority over the home or children. When the single mom sees that Step-Chad isn't coming she will cry, whine, and blame men for not stepping up and taking care of her and her kids, essentially playing victim and taking no responsibility for her situation.
by pivotman October 05, 2023