Shuffle the banana

Euphemism for male masturbation.

Did you ever shuffle the banana to Kelly LeBrock after seeing her in Weird Science?

by dirtymind November 9, 2007

Miller Shuffle

Art of drinking lots of pints of non alcoholic beverages (preferbaly water) on a night out

Look at that light weight doing the miller shuffle

by an abitual line stepper December 5, 2004

The Walrus Shuffle

Gracefully falling onto your back with your legs spread wide open, allowing anyone and anything entrance to the Thunder Dome!

Watch Linda, she's about do The Walrus Shuffle and that poor boy doesn't stand a chance

by dMFk December 14, 2014

The Shuffle

A dance that a teacher does, where they constantly nod their heads like a pigeon whilst standing still and shifting their weight from leg to leg in a rythmic manner, to the beat of a urban beat.

Variations-

Sheriff shuffle

Hands on hips shifting from side to side whist nodding....

ATTENTION: this dance needs alot of room as you may get carried away with nodding and going into overload!

Did you see the shuffle today? it was legendary!

Its assembly cant wait to see the man in action!! woohoo!

by Ali182 March 30, 2007

Toland Shuffle

Where you have a wank with your dick against the wall and rub vigoroulsy with your leg =

"Mate a had the best toland shuffle last night, although ma mum wasnt to happy with the state of my wall and the excessive paint being used"


the toland shuufle if done succesfuly, you will have a lovely new colour of walls to admire although the smell might not be desired . not advised if you have black walls.

by wall lover October 20, 2008

Panebianco Shuffle

When a persons hand shakes uncontrollably, as if the person has down syndrom, when they are shuffling and dealing cards.

Mike is a master of the panebianco shuffle when playing chinese poker.

by anonymous January 22, 2003

chicago shuffle

Somewhat like the cleveland steamer. A chicago shuffle is taking a poop on a girl's chest during intercourse. Then using your ass to smear the deuce down her body like a dog does on the floor, while wiggling your ass side to side.

Susan gets so into it when I chicago shuffle her.

by the boner police November 6, 2012