smartagent

a person who is genrally an idiot, they usually are so dumb that they are retarded, also very ignorant,

andrew! you are one smartagent cookie!!

by andy drew reever March 18, 2009

Sarte Attack

Taking inspiration from the 1990's TV show "Art Attack", Sarte Attack is instead a verbal assault from an enormous and intimidating Venetian man with red hair.

"Did you see that Sarte Attack? He made that girl cry and vomit simultaneously."

by tangobravo June 24, 2009

Smartassm

the use of sarcasm when others fail to recognize its use. The most obvious form of sarcasm one may use before turning their back on someone.

Susan didn't quite understand that I couldn't care less about about her new job, but my smartassm was lost on her.

by Doctor Drew March 1, 2010

Smartarticles

Smart particles in your head; brain juice

The reason you have a BIG head is because it's filled with smartarticles.

by #1 Queen of Randomness June 25, 2010

smartass face

or SAF

A face which people display when they pretend to know it all when they do not. Usually used when bsing.

Connie's smartass face appears as she answers the question.

by kkling October 20, 2010

smart-on

An erection caused by intense intellectual thought. Came to inception due to its rhyming with the word/phrase "hard-on".

Bill got a raging smart-on when he realized all of the work that goes into the creation of a single pencil.

by TronsauseFiveMillion December 7, 2010

smart insults

Your mom.

"Well you're stupid I bet you can't respond with smart insults"
Well you know what, your mom.

by Anonymous unknown. January 2, 2012