September 26

National give your male friends a kiss

Boy:can i get a kiss
Girl:why
Boy:its September 26
Girl:oh

by 2.Solid4Em September 23, 2022

September 27 2022

tha national day of slapping girls ass

it was september 27 2022

by September 27 2022 September 28, 2022

September 29

hug your bestie day!!

hey today September 29

by willywill_byers September 28, 2022

September 29

Charlie gotta platonically fuck me

friend: Hey its september 29
charlie: Whelp where we doin it? /p

by cockusballus September 28, 2022

September 1st

The first day of National No Squirt September

Friend 1: Guess what today is!!
Friend 2: September 1st?
Friend 1: No! It’s National No Squirt Day!

by mdaddie November 7, 2022

September 9th

Emu otori’s birthday. This means it is the greatest day of the entire year. Wonderhoy.

it is September 9th. That means it is emu otori’s birthday. Wonderhoy.

by Wonderhoy November 13, 2022

September 8

The day Queen Elizabeth DIED on, Rip Lizzie(imagine not living till 101)

JASON: Bro guess what today is?
Hailie: September 8th?
JASON: NO, ITS THE QUEENS DEATH DAY

by JAE（＾ν＾） November 14, 2022