Hotness Scale 2.0

An elaborate way to rank girls in which any passerby will not be able to decipher quickly enough to judge you for objectifying women. A female's rank is determing by three numbers, explained as follows:

(a number one through ten for hotness) / (a 1 or a 0 - 1 for bangable, 0 for not) / (if a 0 above, this number is the BAC that would be required to bump her up to a 1)

"I'd give her a 4.6 over 0 over .13 on the hotness scale 2.0."
"Seriously? I'd give her a 5 over 1."
"Fuck, man, I wouldn't mess with that unless I was bombed."

by Tahm May 16, 2008

scapecoker

Scapegoater. Especially in football, particularly in Coral Gables, FL. One who throws assistants to the wolves.

I can't believe that scapecoker kept his job by scapecoking half his assistants.

by Paul Dee August 30, 2008

Scapenerd

A kid, usually about 11-15 years old, who sit around for up to 12 hours or more a day on the computer, playing the MMORPG game Runescape. Usually have greasy hair , bloodshot eyes, and sometimes an afro.

Dude, That guy is a scapenerd. All he does is play Runescape on his mom's computer.

by Shnhsun5 June 18, 2007

scapedick

A person who not only takes the blame, whether it is their fault or not, for the miserable failing of an object, but then also insults their customers at the same time.

Some may say that Don Mattrick did an awesome job revealing the Xbox One, but he was nothing more than a scapedick, taking the fall and losing many customers with his ill-mannered banter and insistence that he knows what gamers want.

by shaggs138 July 26, 2013

scapegina

Quite like the common term "scapegoat," a scapegina is a woman's ability to blame a bad attitude on her period allowing her to yell at her boyfriend, fiancé, or husband and refuse him sex for the better part of a week or more.

A scapegina is when a woman is unusually or unfairly mean to you when she is about to be or on her period.

by The It July 16, 2015

scapewagon

The popular choice to pin the blame for any and all failures, the bandwagoning of a scapegoat.

Barack Obama is the primary scapewagon for conservatives, everything is his fault regardless of the facts.

by cheepnis05 February 12, 2017

Scapegay

Scapegay, a gay person; «that gay person is inside the closet, what a scapegay»

The word Scape translates from a scandinavian word kalled Skap, but over the many uses we find it funny to say it in a «shitty» english language so it became scapegay

That guy is a scapegay
You are a scape
Fucking scapegay
Motherfucking scape

That guy is a scapegay
You are a scape
Fucking scapegay
Motherfucking scape

Oh fuck, look at that fucking scapegay.
Why dont you hide more in the scape you scapegay

by KuaSwag October 14, 2019