private ryan

This is when a male fucks a female so hard that her guts cum out like in the movie, "Saving Private Ryan"

Chris said, "I want to private ryan Olivia so bad." OR "I privite ryaned that hoe!"

by gabe-cheeks August 18, 2008

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ryan howard

Incredible baseball star, Ryan Howard plays First Base for the Philadelphia Phillies. Won the ROY award and only played half the season, and if he gets more hits, he is a potential Triple Crown winner. He leads the league in home runs and RBIs (as of the 2006 season). Ryan Howard is arguably the future of the Phillies, and the Phillies should do whatever they can to keep him.

Ryan Howard smacks 450 foot home runs with a flick of his bat.

by Fetus Bomber September 23, 2006

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ryan seacrest

A guy who takes it up the ass by Simon Cowell

I saw Ryan Seacrest sucking off Simon Cowell under the american idol judging table!

by Dumby August 4, 2007

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Paul Ryan

Slut for the top 1% wealthy elite. Veep candidate for the Rich Flip Flopper Mormon. Thinks tax cut giveaways to the wealthy help to cut the deficit, just as George Dubya Bush thought. Supported the T.A.R.P. bailout when Bush's economic policies all came crashing down in 2008. Now he wants to repeat the same Bush failed policies.

Mitt Romney can't seem to close the deal with the rabid far right wing of his party so he's going with Paul Ryan as his running mate. Like John McCain's Sarah Palin pick however, it won't work.

by 4798 August 11, 2012

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ryan hamm

big fat cheater who cant tell the truth if his life depended on it. betrayed the one girl who could actually put up with him and cared abt him. made everything and everyone else take the blame for his own mistakes and picked TWO randoms over the girl he pretended to love “oh yeah she’s gone” … i hope she was worth everything. but thank you because now i can listen to taylor swift’s breakup songs and they’re SO much better

p.s you did a really great job at showing me how much you care

“wow ryan hamm is really about to throw his life away with parties and hoes instead of settling down with a girl who his mom would LOVE”

“wow ryan hamm doesn’t know what he’s missing”

by heartbroken<\3 July 8, 2021

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