Relationship Advice

Don't take it from fat-cocks who hooked up with women.

Relationship Guy "MY relationship advice is this: Have long term relationships and DON'T just use women for sex."

Hym "Did YOU hook up with women? How fat is your cock?"

Relationship Guy "Uh... Erm... What does that have to do with anything? It's better! REALLY! Trust me."

Hym "Yeah, I don't trust you that would be stupid- You have a daughter, don't you?"

Relationship Guy "Uuuummm... I don't see what that-"

Hym "And now you're trying to make everyone do the thing you DIDN'T have to do, right? You don't want your daughter getting slutted out the way you slutted out other people's daughters."

Relationship Guy "That's... Um..."

Hym "Yeah, no, kill yourself. You're hypocritical fat-cocked garbage and deserve to die more than everyone who actually ends up dying."

by Hym Iam December 27, 2023

Relationship Edging

Being on the verge of dating someone but not officially dating them

“Yo, you dating ____?”

“Nah.”

“But you text them, FaceTime, and other shit everyday.”

“I don’t know man I’m just not.”

“Quit relationship edging.”

by AMT_Beats November 9, 2023

regaliousrizzloneunoneus

regaliousrizzloneunoneus means you have a problem with talking to women cause you dont know what to say,cant continue the convo or you got bad rizz

he got a bad case of regaliousrizzloneunoneus

by Randavious-randy November 12, 2023

Relationships

Not if they're only having one because none of the fat-cocks want them.

Hym "Nope. No relationships. Relationships doomed to fail literally 84% of the time. Will destroy your life in a dozen different ways. Bad. Entirely women's fault."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024

Relationshit

A relationship that is such an utter dumpster fire abortion of a trainwreck, that it makes your life completely shitty and miserable, there by transforming from a relationship into a relationshit. The official line of relationship turns into relationshit is when you do nothing but fight with each other and fornicate with each other. When all you do together is FIGHT and FORNICATE = RELATIONSHIT (Congrats! The line has been crossed from relationship to relationshit!)

Dude, I'm either gonna leave Gertrude or I'm going to unalive myself! I CANNOT STAND BEING IN THIS RELATIONSHIT ANYMORE!

by Stew Pidassal May 5, 2024

Relationship digger

Is person who purposely looks for and enters a relationship not really for the other person. This person thrives off the th ideal , attention and action gained through haveing a relationship. They will help push the relationship where they believe it should be. Like a gold digger they like showing off. They are not really not into the person, just what the can provide for them.

Some of these relationship do turn into the real thing .

Guy- " I think your wife is a relationship digger ."

by Justanother definition May 19, 2024

Relationshit

A really, really shitty relationship.

I won't be sorry to see my relationshit with Tina come to an end.

by TheShyAlan October 28, 2024