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the unnaquainted postal worker

This is possibley the worlds most complicated sexual position ever invented. Requires 3 men a dog and a female amputee, all must be very flexible and missing most ribs. You will also need a pineapple, six feet of extension chord, a potato and a sharp pencil. This move needs a constant balance central fugle operator to keep everything in check. Firstly, one man balances his anus on a pencil, with his feet behind his neck. Then the dog balances on his erect penis and licks his nipples. The next man lays on his head, with his balls within easy licking reach. Then the amputee balances on her single leg, wraps herself in extension chord, puts a potato in her arse, rubs a pineapple on her clit and urinates on the pile. Job done. If all goes well, the big pile should resemble a postman with his hat.
A : Wow look at that, they're doin the unnaquainted postal worker.
B : Ooo i want some of that, gimme that pineapple.

A : That's fucked up, you need help.

B : It helps me sleep.

A : You sick fuck. Don't talk to me.
by ziggabrap July 9, 2009
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Post-mortem

After a project finishes in a big production for a movie, video game, or large project. Everyone gets together to discuss in a meeting what went wrong and what could be done better. The issues brought up are almost always completely ignored by management and they continue to make the same incompetent mistakes they always have.
Worker; If we don't change this it's going to explode next time and we're going to have to do it again.
Management; Ignore. Oh shit. It exploded. Let's do it again, can you come in this weekend and next? We can discuss what went wrong during the post-mortem.
Worker; If we don't change this it's going to explode next time and we're going to have to do it again.
Management; Ignore. Oh shit. It exploded. Let's do it again, can you come in this weekend and next? We can discuss what went wrong during the post-mortem.
by bob_cock1 October 2, 2005
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The Postal Service

An indie band, with the same lead singer as Death Cab for Cutie, with excellent beats, catchy songs, and crafty lyrics.
I just listened to the postal service, and now I am totally addicted.
by allison July 28, 2004
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T-pose

Noun: The act of asserting dominance in your school system.
Verb: To raise your arms by at shoulder level and assert dominance, most comonly used against other students.
BillY: Oh hi Bryce whats up
Bryce: *t-poses*
Bruce: MIND YO BUSINESS BILLY, I OWN YOU!
by Heythatsprettynifty June 11, 2018
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Emo Poser

An emo poser is a fag who is trying to fit in with the 'emo style/label' thinking it is cool or whatever.
1. Purposely cut them selves over nothing or a small imaginary break up.
2. Download loud screamo music (even though they don’t know what they’re saying), google up the lyrics and relate it to their imaginary problem.
3. Attention seeker – shows everyone that they cut themselves.
4. Usually at the back of a gig looking depressed.
5. Cut themselves to look cool and to fit in because they have no other reason to
6. Hide away from everyone and make people worried when there is really nothing wrong
7. Have a stupid side fringe to purposely cover up their eyes of face
8. Hate the music they are listening to fit in with ‘the crowd’

Hence: These people usually have no life and sit around and sulk for no reason. They make up shit on the spot to get ATTENTION (Attention seeker), post luvo pictures of themselves at a weird angle with their hair in their face, uses a shit load of eyeliner to make them looked deprived of sleep, listen to screamo and have no idea what they’re saying but literally hate the stuff, pretending to cut themselves showing a ‘real knife’ with fake dye on it. Not to mention they draw in black pen and make little drawings of things that relate to death and stick them up places.

Stay AWAY from these people!
Emo Poser: Ugh i so hate my life and my girlfriend just dumped me for nothing.
Kid: MMkk...
Emo Poser: OMG i'm so depressed look what i did on the weekend - i actually cut myself, i'm going to commit suicide
Kid: Arn't those red lines that you used in english with a ruler?
Emo Poser: NO! I swear they're real
Kid: I'll just get a knife for you then
Emo Poser: *Run Away*
by SeekMyRevenge November 9, 2007
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pussy posse

A group of policemen specialized in arresting hookers. Pimps hate them.
The pussy posse arrived at the call girl's party yesterday.
by JW Crankah May 21, 2004
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Diaper Position

A position used in spanking.
The person lays on their back with their legs together and up in the air, usually with the other person holding the legs.
Like how a baby gets its diaper changed, hence the name.
She was such a bad girl i gave her a diaper position spanking!
by Kingjazzad12 October 9, 2008
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