up in the paint

used in basketball, when someone dunks with opposing playerS trying to block it.

speaker 1: this boy bouta get killed

speaker 2: nah man he's going up in the paint

by lilpinkboi April 19, 2019

Montana Paint

Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.

The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.

by Benny Church November 30, 2012

losing your paint brush

When a guy loses his virginity

Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.

by sir dank wank snog May 10, 2016

Microsoft Paint

Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.

Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!

by ltotheando November 16, 2020

painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.

Painting the post can happen once a month.

by Timothyjbrick April 13, 2019

Paint-Gullopudos

One who gets angry when in physical contact with paint.

Carrie:Jimmie, don't be a paint-gullopudos.
Jimmie:What? I was just punching pai... oh yeah you're right.

by Taveouster March 09, 2018

Paint the town red

1.a game typically themed around killing everyone. release date: october 13, 2015.
2. mass murder, typically in a area with a dense population or a building.

example 1
epic gamer 1: wanna play paint the town red?
epic gamer 2: sure

example 2
Murderer 1: wanna paint the town red?
Murderer 2: sure. where are the weapons?

by skibiddy1 January 02, 2025