Coffee Lock

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.

"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."

by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023

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Barrel Locked

To be locked to a proverbial barrel, such as 'bent over a barrel' with no feasible means of escape.

A buddy of mine is barrel locked (bent over a barrel) with a vendor at work. He can't get anything done cause the vendors solution doesn't work, and management won't allow him to replace the vendor.

by -=v00d00=- March 21, 2023

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Robbb Locks made RobV LoX THe GaMe that is so annoying tjhat i will, have to womit and be john doe or a creeper or a monster and say XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD and be cool and eat waffles made by a waffle begginner

p1: ROBBBB LOCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Brandan: its David Baszucki and Erik Cassel who dance with Brandan who is me and Kara who is a stupid disgusting girl who kisses poop HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Kara: :cries:
Brandan: :laughs: :coolguy:
p1: i hate you brandan you will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
THE ENDDDDD Robbb Locks

by IamapieceofpOOp March 23, 2023

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Lock and Load

When you drag your testicles down someone’s back and then insert the penis in the rectum

Hey man I’ve feeling horny, wanna try lock and load.

by Canny Wanny May 20, 2023

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lock the hubs

"Lock the hubs" is motorist jargon for engaging four wheel drive. Older trucks & SUVs as well as some newer base model vehicles are equipped with manual locking hubs rather than automatic on the fly 4×4. Such vehicles require driver to park, shift transfer case in the cab to 4-HI or 4-LO AND go outside to turn dail on front wheel hubs to "LOCK" before proceeding. Some folks driving in irregular winter conditions will lock the hubs but stay in two wheel drive until they need 4×4. Running locked hubs with 2 wheel drive otherwise increases front tire wear.

Tyler: Hey Tom, I'm planning on going skiing today, how are the roads going up to the mountain?
Tom: Roads are a bit snowy & icy in places but if you lock the hubs, you should be fine!

by Leopold896 May 27, 2023

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