Michael hasnt had the touch of a woman in so long that he is officially revirginized and his re v-card can be taken once again.
by TuckFrump2021 July 19, 2021
yet another meaningless rewards card that is forced upon unsuspecting hallmark customers when they attempt to purchase anything at a hallmark store.
clerk: "find everything you were looking for?"
customer: "yes, thank you."
clerk: "do you have your crown rewards card?"
customer: "no, i-"
clerk: "you need one. for real. fill this out. it'll change your life."
customer: "but i-"
clerk: "DO IT NOW!!"
customer: *obeys*
customer: "yes, thank you."
clerk: "do you have your crown rewards card?"
customer: "no, i-"
clerk: "you need one. for real. fill this out. it'll change your life."
customer: "but i-"
clerk: "DO IT NOW!!"
customer: *obeys*
by taekwondoangel1 June 22, 2009
An Official Man Card is the Worlds Only Authentic Man Card that is issued by OfficialManCard.com. It is an actual, tangible, plastic hold in your hand Man Card that comes printed with your Name, Unique Member number and Flag of your country of origin, as well as a Certificate of Authenticity and Two Revocation cards - when your buddies do something unmanly.
by OfficialManCard February 06, 2011
by Titty Mc'Fag-Nuggets October 16, 2009
by ManualGrimm May 21, 2018
Known most in the upper north east....To pull one's card is to give a beat down, kill etc...Also used as a threat if someone is to cross a border they shouldn't you will pull their card.
Someone hit on my girlfriend....I would tell him do it again and I will pull your card. Beat down, etc....
by JohnathanPke November 21, 2008
the act of giving your significant other or someone you trust total access to all areas of your body.
by tiny luke August 14, 2019