Pot Noodle Psychosis

The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.

They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.

Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.

by pixelfingers September 3, 2016

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Tuna Noodle Stank

when someone has the nastiest breath you have every breathed and it smells like a concoction of chicken noodle soup, tuna, and stank. when you smell this smell, there is a 99.999999999% chance that you will be scared for life, potentially dead. it is especially common in middle school boys who have no sense of hygiene at all. once you have smelled tuna noodle stank, you will know immediately. pls be careful out there

Wait.. do you guys smell that? What is that smell?

I think jasick just walked by thats all.
DAMN that boy got tuna noodle stand breaf

.. two periods later ..

Go smell that hallway.. does it still smell?
*They go smell and all die of tuna noodle stank*

by ligilakename10940839 March 15, 2023

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