Cat Poop

What weed looks like to some moms.

*Knocks on door and walks in to room

Mom: Why does it smell like weed in here?

Me: ...because it is weed.

Mom: Can I see it?

Me. ...sure.

Mom: Gross! It looks like cat poop!

by Sean Pollock July 17, 2013

Black Cats

Mostly well-known as a major brand of fireworks. In a classic episode of "Reno 911", the two black cops, Officers Jones and Williams go to the home of a weird hippie who is stockpiling fireworks that are illegal.

So Officer Jones picks up a package of Black Cat fireworks, saying "You know Black Cat's are illegal in the state of Nevada." The hippie responds with "You guys are a couple of black cats."

My friend accidently shot me in the face with some Black Cats. So I accidently smashed his face with my fist.

by John Kerry February 1, 2005

cat butthole

1. a counterstrike map on which there are no lights so you cannot see, ie a cat's butthole. whoever buys nightvision first pwns the round.
2. a very dark place

Dude, it's cat butthole out here!

by sam and austin and kramer January 30, 2005

cat pile

an internet version of a dog pile when members of a forum join forces to flame another member who constantly posts drivel, brag posts and troll posts.

Tugboat gets all pissed off and threatens to lock or delete threads once we begin to cat pile him.

Men walk their dogs. Pussy fags who can't get laid walk their cats. Thus, men dog pile, and in this case, the pussy fag who walks his cat on a leash, gets cat piled.

by TWT June 2, 2008

Feed the Cat

To have sexual intercourse with a woman.

-Guys I'm going to run, got to go "Feed the Cat".

-Dude you don't have a cat.

-No but my girlfriend has a pussy and it's hungry...

by kold93 April 4, 2009

cat daddy

A dude over fifty five who can still get it

Lionel Richie is one cat daddy you had better not leave your lady alone with

by Dharam October 13, 2006

Cat

A krasy girl who shops every second and is homeless drug addicted and makes porn

Friends Cat

by canadaskunky February 19, 2018