Non fic

“Non fic” is a laid-back, Southern California spin on saying “this actually happened”—short for non-fiction, but with more sneakers-and-sunset energy. It’s what you drop when something sounds made up but isn’t. Like “no cap” or “deadass,” it signals that the story you’re telling is real—even if it shouldn’t be.

We found a possum in the Uber. No one blinked. Non fic.

“The dude brought his mom to the first date. Non fic.”

“She really booked a flight just to break up with him in person. Non fic.”

by Chriszamora13 July 1, 2025

non-stander

Any female. Given this name because the inferior gender cannot take a piss standing up.

Go eat a dick non-stander!

I hate when you shit on me for being born without a y-chromosome!!!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

non-mutable

anti-mutable, a-mutable.... just not immutable

This data structure is really, really immutable. Like, non-mutable.

by yumsus November 18, 2021

non truth

A liar 💀

He said “ it’s a non truth not a lie “

by Ana0101 November 15, 2017

non skinni

a dumb, ugly, stupid loser with no friends. they're unfunny and try hard. they think they're cool but they really aren't

friend: they're such a non skinni
me: the least skinni
a non skinni

by forest fuck June 12, 2019

Non-ARMY

Plural - Non-ARMYs

A philistine. A person who has no taste in music. A person who is an assa and not an insa. It can also be used for a person who tries too hard to be edgy.

Example 1:

A : Hey did you hear about the new transfer student?
B : I heard he's a non-ARMY...
A : ugh and I even thought he's hot for a sec..what a turn-off!

Example 2:

Person 1 : We need to invite everyone this Saturday! ARMYs and non-ARMYs alike. It's gonna be the biggest party ever!

Person 2 : Are you serious? Even Non-ARMYs??? Don't blame me if the parts turns out to be boring lol.

by monojune June 1, 2019

Non-fiction

Fiction

America: " Iraq has weapons of mass destruction"
Iraq: "Non-fiction"

by Osama bin Raden March 5, 2022