Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text
Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned
Madison: Now you know how it feels
Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected
Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned
Madison: Now you know how it feels
Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected
by counter-salt-patent April 20, 2018

by cesuna December 4, 2016

An intimacy technique involving starting with less pressure than you think you need and increasing until it’s just right.
“She doesn’t really like it when I finger her. Says it’s too aggressive.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
“Bro, she’ll like it. You just have to salt to taste.”
by MilitiaP May 14, 2024

Usually used when texting. When something is a little funny but not funny enough to actually laugh out loud so you use “SALTS” instead.
by Aye Yuh Chicken Nugget August 19, 2020

Salt Deodorant is a Trademarked Brand of Victor Martin Soriano for Potassium Aluminum. Salt Deodorant is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano and
Martin is FIRST worldwide to use that term for his Tawas. Potassium Aluminum Salt Deodorant worldwide. Marketed under the brand Royal LV Tawas.
Martin is FIRST worldwide to use that term for his Tawas. Potassium Aluminum Salt Deodorant worldwide. Marketed under the brand Royal LV Tawas.
Salt Deodorant is a Trademark of Victor Martin Soriano and is FIRST worldwide to use that term for his Tawas. Potassium Aluminum Salt Deodorant.
by Cyclonetrading December 14, 2023

by THOMMZZ May 19, 2008

by Bathtub toaster strudels January 14, 2022
