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Night Boat

A slang term for the police, commonly used by the youth.
Night Boat. The crime fighting boat.

You better watch out or night boat will arrest you.

Don't do that here, this place is crawling with night boat.

Oh man, you got night boated.
by hadro December 25, 2008
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lads night

An event strictly involving only males. Activities on a lads night out include; drinking (alcohol), gambling, the muffin game and many many more.

The lads night had its origins (like fireworks) in the middle east, where Ghengis Khan would ride with his clan to a neighbouring tribe and destroy them. This version of a lads night did not catch on in europe.

The breakthrough in europe for the lads night came with Schiller (Goethe's best friend) in the 18th Century. He called it the gentleman's petit renaissance. These nights generally involved silhouette making and shirades.

At around the same time in the emerging states of america, the english were enjoying lads nights. The americans did not appreciate these evenings of drunken revelry, and declared war. This ended (temporarily) the lads night in the Americas.

Centuries later, the weight of being without a lads night society took its toll. America's economy crashed and the country went into a depression sending shockwaves throughout the world. President Hoover saw the mistake and called upon a lads night revival, giving tax breaks to those who threw the best poker nights and owned the best laser challenge sets.

In the present day, the lads night out has lost it's way slightly. It is no longer the driving political power it once was. Taken over by the proles and the masses it has fallen into disrepute. More and more lads nights end in injury and arrests.

The future of the lads night is then unclear. Perhaps it will undergo a resurgance in popularity, but it faces stiff competition from chick flicks and aids.
Typical 'lads night' venues

The house. (for poor folk)
The dog track. (for rich folk)
The country retreat. (for cottagers)

Stock phrases for a lads night (and some to avoid!)

DO SAY : - -
"MORE BEER!"
"Women are pure evil."
"That Mel Gibson really gets on my titties"

DO NOT SAY!: - -
"Oh no, i'm driving"
"Can't we just see our girlfriend/wife/sibling?& quot;
"Look guys, i brought legally blonde! "

A Lads night is just what i need
by Jeffrey Douglas February 3, 2007
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Nightcore

An awful "genre" of music that weaboos use as an excuse to sound creative or interesting. In reality, it's usually some j-pop or mediocre song sped and pitched up, then posted under the youtube name "kawaii san 43795." Once they have graced us with their creation (along with half a dozen sonic Oc's), they proceed to disprove Christianity in the comments section of a linkin park video.
Filthy Weaboo: I love you chinchin chan. I wrote you this song so you will be my waifu. It's a carameldansen nightcore.
Waifu: drink bleach.
by Anime hunter)69(weaboo killer September 30, 2015
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extended one-night-stand

1.A relationship that started out as a one-night stand but turned into a relationship that never should have extended beyond the one night.;2. A relationship that is one-sided in the sense that only 1 of the participants thought it became something more, while it never progressed past one-night stand status for the other-no matter how much time is spent together/how long it continues & behaves like a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship
She thought he was her boyfriend for 3years, even though they had sex the night they met--it was really an extended one-night-stand.
by KarmaKitten February 21, 2009
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Night Stalker

This guy is a troll. He loves to piss people off in games and in L4D he uses up all the medkits, also spam music and rush.
Night Stalker is a true troll.
by wexler3547 May 22, 2011
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that's not what your mother said last night

similar to that's the sound your mother made last night. it also originated from SNL celebrity jeopardy. it was said by Sean Connery and is just another sexual innuendo.
Sean Connery: It's been a long time, Trebek.
Trebek: Not long enough.
Sean Connery: That's not what your mother said last night!
by gorillaguy987 May 23, 2009
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Nightcore

usually "nightcore" is taking a good or a semi-good song, speeding it up and putting it in a higher pitch and then putting a techno beat on it. then you put your name on it because your a "music artist"
"nightcore creator" - check out my new song "Blue Nightcore - If I Die Young"
"random victim" - DUDE! you just ripped of The Band Perry
"nightcore creator" - no this is my original song, cant you see how creative i am?
"random victim" - *facepalm*
by Laffy98 February 18, 2014
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